It was an average ordinary day in the town of Muldenberry, everyone was going about their daily routines, well, that is everyone except Julia. You see, Julia decided she was bored of the predictable routine executed to the dot everyday by every resident of Muldenberry, and as Julia had always wanted to know what it was like to kill someone she decided that today would be the day she would found out. So she went down to the local hardware store looking for an axe. She couldn't seem to find one anywhere so she asked the service clerk.
"Hello, Roger. I'm in desperate need of an axe!" she announced without a hint of what she needed it for, knowing full well that Roger would ask anyways and maybe even offer to pitch in if she were cutting down a tree.
"My, my Julia, what in heavens do you need an axe for?" Roger condescendingly shouted. Most likely thinking, because of her petite form that she would be less then useless with the axe.
"Oh, Roger, I'm going to murder someone!" She snickered, knowing full well that Roger would take it as a joke and would completely pass it off as Julia being her usual sarcastic self. Roger Joyfully laughed at Julia after she had announced she was going to kill someone and showed her to the axes. After the hardware store, Julia went home and decided the best idea for her diabolical plan was to dress for success, so she went upstairs and put on the little red dress in which she had always been so eager to wear and had never had a reason to until now. After she was all set, she realised that she hadn't yet picked a target for the murder yet! She decided that she needed to pick someone without a family that would be at home by themselves. At last she realised Roger from the hardware store is newly single and the perfect target! She decided that she would ask him out for drinks and then go back to his place and do the deed. A few hours later Julia and Roger were at his house, Julia, axe in hand walked slowly behind Roger as he rushed up the stairs to the front door fumbling his keys. Julia raised the axe above her and just as she was about to swing it at Roger, she tripped on his bottom stair lowering her arms and slamming the axe between herself and the stairs, split her forehead open killing her instantly and leaving a very shocked Roger.
(I'm not crazy or a future serial killer, my mother had me tested.)
Ryan Stephens.
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